sobota, 22 stycznia 2022

Don't forget to pay the tax within 2 days!

Hi. How are you?

I know, it's unpleasant to start the conversation with bad news, but I have no choice.
Few months ago, I have gained access to your devices that used by you for internet browsing.
Afterwards, I could track down all your internet activities.

Here is the history of how it could become possible:
At first, I purchased from hackers the access to multiple email accounts (nowadays, it is a really simple thing to do online).
As result, I could easily log in to your email account (happyludek.maiga@blogger.com).

One week later, I installed Trojan virus in Operating Systems of all devices of yours, which you use to open email.
Frankly speaking, it was rather straightforward (since you were opening the links from your inbox emails).
Everything ingenious is quite simple. (0_o)!

My software enables me with access to all controllers inside devices of yours, like microphone, keyboard and video camera.
I could easily download to my servers all your private info, including the history of web browsing and photos.
I can effortlessly gain access to all your messengers, social networks accounts, emails, contact list as well as chat history.
Virus of mine constantly keeps refreshing its signatures (because it is driver-based), and as result remains unnoticed by your antivirus.

Hence, you can already guess why I stayed undetected all this while.

As I was gathering information about you, I couldn't help but notice that you are also a true fan of adult-content websites.
You actually love visiting porn sites and browsing through kinky videos, while pleasuring yourself.
I could make a few dirty records with you in the main focus and montaged several videos showing the way you reach orgasm while masturbating with joy.

If you are still uncertain regarding the seriousness of my intentions,
it only requires several mouse clicks for me to forward your videos to all your relatives, as well as friends and colleagues.
I can also make those vids become accessible by public.
I honestly think that you do not really want that to happen, considering the peculiarity of videos you like to watch,
(you obviously know what I mean) all that kinky content can become a reason of serious troubles for you.

However, we can still resolve this situation in the following manner:
Everything you are required to do is a single transfer of $1340 USD to my account (or amount equivalent to bitcoin depending on exchange rate at the moment of transfer),
and once the transaction is complete, I will straight away remove all the dirty content exposing you.
After that, you can even forget that you have come across me. Moreover, I swear that all the harmful software will be removed from all devices of yours as well.
Make no doubt that I will fulfill my part.

This is really a great deal that comes at a reasonable price, given that I have used quite a lot of energy to check your profile as well as traffic over an extended period of time.
If you have no idea about bitcoin purchase process - it can be straightforwardly done by getting all the necessary information online.

Here is my bitcoin wallet provided below: 1JfnsTBvRQYNvzxYFTQBtEUgojmPy2vd6F

You should complete the abovementioned transfer within 48 hours (2 days) after opening this email.

The following list contains actions you should avoid attempting:
#Do not try replying my email (email in your inbox was generated by me alongside with return email address).
#Do not try calling police as well as other security forces. In addition, abstain from sharing this story with your friends.
After I find out (be sure, I can easily do that, given that I keep complete control of all your devices) - your kinky video will end up being available to public right away.
#Do not try searching for me - there is absolutely no reason to do that. Moreover, all transactions in cryptocurrency are always anonymous.
#Do not try reinstalling the OS on your devices or throwing them away. It is pointless as well, since all your videos have already been uploaded to remote servers.

The following list contains things you should not be worried about:
#That your money won't reach my account.
- Rest assured, the transactions can be tracked, hence once the transaction is complete,
I will know about it, because I continuously observe all your activities (my trojan virus allows me to control remotely your devices, same as TeamViewer).
#That I still will share your kinky videos to public after you complete money transfer.
- Trust me, it's pointless for me to continue troubling your life. If I really wanted, I would make it happen already!

Let's make this deal in a fair manner!

Owh, one more thing...in future it is best that you don't involve yourself in similar situations any longer!
One last advice from me - recurrently change all your passwords from all accounts.

piątek, 21 stycznia 2022

ORDER

Hello happyludek.maiga@blogger.com,  

How are you? We are in need of your products,

Kindly send us your FOB and MOQ so that we can place our order.
 
Looking forward to your response asap.
 

Best Regards

Kim Lee  

(Export Manager)

TAT LEE HOLDINGS PTE. LTD

2 CHIN BEE AVENUE SINGAPORE 

Tel: (65) 5268 5188

Email: tatlee@cboeshk.com

happyludek.maiga Waiting for your payment.

Hello!
Have you recently noticed that I have emailed you from your account?
Yes, this simply means that I have total access to your device.

For the last couple of months, I have been watching you.
Still wondering how is that possible? Well, you have been infected with malware originating from an adult website that you visited. You may not be familiar with this, but I will try explaining it to you.

With help of the Trojan Virus, I have complete access to a PC or any other device.
This simply means I can see you at any time I wish to on your screen by simply turning on your camera and microphone, without you even noticing it. In addition, I have also got access to your contacts list and all your correspondence.

You may be asking yourself, "But my PC has an active antivirus, how is this even possible? Why didn't I receive any notification?" Well, the answer is simple: my malware uses drivers, where I update the signatures every four hours, making it undetectable, and hence keeping your antivirus silent.

I have a video of you wanking on the left screen, and on the right screen - the video you were watching while masturbating.
Wondering how bad this could get? With just a single click of my mouse, this video can be sent to all your social networks, and e-mail contacts.
I can also share access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use.

All you have to do to prevent this from happening is - transfer bitcoins worth $450 (USD) to my Bitcoin address (if you have no idea how to do this, you can open your browser and simply search: "Buy Bitcoin").

My bitcoin address (BTC Wallet) is:  bc1qkccuh9pmxqcm3v7wwp6jpeatutza8ltas937f8

After receiving a confirmation of your payment, I will delete the video right away, and that's it, you will never hear from me again.
You have 2 days (48 hours) to complete this transaction.
Once you open this e-mail, I will receive a notification, and my timer will start ticking.

Any attempt to file a complaint will not result in anything, since this email cannot be traced back, same as my bitcoin id.
I have been working on this for a very long time by now; I do not give any chance for a mistake.

If, by any chance I find out that you have shared this message with anybody else, I will broadcast your video as mentioned above.

niedziela, 9 stycznia 2022

happyludek.maiga Waiting for your payment.

Hello!
Have you recently noticed that I have emailed you from your account?
Yes, this simply means that I have total access to your device.

For the last couple of months, I have been watching you.
Still wondering how is that possible? Well, you have been infected with malware originating from an adult website that you visited. You may not be familiar with this, but I will try explaining it to you.

With help of the Trojan Virus, I have complete access to a PC or any other device.
This simply means I can see you at any time I wish to on your screen by simply turning on your camera and microphone, without you even noticing it. In addition, I have also got access to your contacts list and all your correspondence.

You may be asking yourself, "But my PC has an active antivirus, how is this even possible? Why didn't I receive any notification?" Well, the answer is simple: my malware uses drivers, where I update the signatures every four hours, making it undetectable, and hence keeping your antivirus silent.

I have a video of you wanking on the left screen, and on the right screen - the video you were watching while masturbating.
Wondering how bad this could get? With just a single click of my mouse, this video can be sent to all your social networks, and e-mail contacts.
I can also share access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use.

All you have to do to prevent this from happening is - transfer bitcoins worth $450 (USD) to my Bitcoin address (if you have no idea how to do this, you can open your browser and simply search: "Buy Bitcoin").

My bitcoin address (BTC Wallet) is:  bc1qkccuh9pmxqcm3v7wwp6jpeatutza8ltas937f8

After receiving a confirmation of your payment, I will delete the video right away, and that's it, you will never hear from me again.
You have 2 days (48 hours) to complete this transaction.
Once you open this e-mail, I will receive a notification, and my timer will start ticking.

Any attempt to file a complaint will not result in anything, since this email cannot be traced back, same as my bitcoin id.
I have been working on this for a very long time by now; I do not give any chance for a mistake.

If, by any chance I find out that you have shared this message with anybody else, I will broadcast your video as mentioned above.

piątek, 7 stycznia 2022

new order product

Hello happyludek.maiga@blogger.com,  

How are you? We are in need of your products,

Kindly send us your FOB and MOQ so that we can place our order.
 
Looking forward to your response asap.
 

Best Regards

Kim Lee  

(Export Manager)

TAT LEE HOLDINGS PTE. LTD

2 CHIN BEE AVENUE SINGAPORE 

Tel: (65) 5268 5188

Email: tatleeholdings@yahoo.com

wtorek, 4 stycznia 2022

New Year Order

Hello happyludek.maiga@blogger.com,  

How are you? We are in need of your products,

Kindly send us your FOB and MOQ so that we can place our order.
 
Looking forward to your response asap.
 

Best Regards

Kim Lee  

(Export Manager)

TAT LEE HOLDINGS PTE. LTD

2 CHIN BEE AVENUE SINGAPORE 

Tel: (65) 5268 5188

Email: tatleeholdings@yahoo.com

niedziela, 19 grudnia 2021

You have to pay a debt.

Hi!

Unfortunately, I have some bad news for you.
Several months ago, I got access to the device you are using to browse the internet.
Since that time, I have been monitoring your internet activity.

Being a regular visitor of adult websites, I can confirm that it is you who is responsible for this.
To keep it simple, the websites you visited provided me with access to your data.

I've uploaded a Trojan horse on the driver basis that updates its signature several times per day, to make it impossible for antivirus to detect it. Additionally, it gives me access to your camera and microphone.
Moreover, I have backed-up all the data, including photos, social media, chats and contacts.

Just recently, I came up with an awesome idea to create the video where you cum in one part of the screen, while the video was simultaneously playing on another screen. That was fun!

Rest assured that I can easily send this video to all your contacts with a few clicks, and I assume that you would like to prevent this scenario.

With that in mind, here is my proposal:
Transfer the amount equivalent to 1750 USD to my Bitcoin wallet, and I will forget about the entire thing. I will also delete all data and videos permanently.

In my opinion, this is a somewhat modest price for my work.
You can figure out how to purchase Bitcoins using search engines like Google or Bing, seeing that it's not very difficult.

My Bitcoin wallet (BTC): 1HiTbewnp8XNHy2zdeYQTG3NAicRG7CzuT

You have 48 hours to reply and you should also bear the following in mind:

It makes no sense to reply me - the address has been generated automatically.
It makes no sense to complain either, since the letter along with my Bitcoin wallet cannot be tracked.
Everything has been orchestrated precisely.

If I ever detect that you mentioned anything about this letter to anyone - the video will be immediately shared, and your contacts will be the first to receive it. Following that, the video will be posted on the web!

P.S. The time will start once you open this letter. (This program has a built-in timer).

Good luck and take it easy! It was just bad luck, next time please be careful.

środa, 3 listopada 2021

You have an outstanding payment.

Hello there!

Unfortunately, there are some bad news for you.
Around several months ago I have obtained access to your devices that you were using to browse internet.
Subsequently, I have proceeded with tracking down internet activities of yours.

Below, is the sequence of past events:
In the past, I have bought access from hackers to numerous email accounts (today, that is a very straightforward task that can be done online).
Clearly, I have effortlessly logged in to email account of yours (happyludek.maiga@blogger.com).

A week after that, I have managed to install Trojan virus to Operating Systems of all your devices that are used for email access.
Actually, that was quite simple (because you were clicking the links in inbox emails).
All smart things are quite straightforward. (>_<)

The software of mine allows me to access to all controllers in your devices, such as video camera, microphone and keyboard.
I have managed to download all your personal data, as well as web browsing history and photos to my servers.
I can access all messengers of yours, as well as emails, social networks, contacts list and even chat history.
My virus unceasingly refreshes its signatures (since it is driver-based), and hereby stays invisible for your antivirus.

So, by now you should already understand the reason why I remained unnoticed until this very moment...

While collecting your information, I have found out that you are also a huge fan of websites for adults.
You truly enjoy checking out porn websites and watching dirty videos, while having a lot of kinky fun.
I have recorded several kinky scenes of yours and montaged some videos, where you reach orgasms while passionately masturbating.

If you still doubt my serious intentions, it only takes couple mouse clicks to share your videos with your friends, relatives and even colleagues.
It is also not a problem for me to allow those vids for access of public as well.
I truly believe, you would not want this to occur, understanding how special are the videos you love watching, (you are clearly aware of that) all that stuff can result in a real disaster for you.

Let's resolve it like this:
All you need is $1550 USD transfer to my account (bitcoin equivalent based on exchange rate during your transfer), and after the transaction is successful, I will proceed to delete all that kinky stuff without delay.
Afterwards, we can pretend that we have never met before. In addition, I assure you that all the harmful software will be deleted from all your devices. Be sure, I keep my promises.

That is quite a fair deal with a low price, bearing in mind that I have spent a lot of effort to go through your profile and traffic for a long period.
If you are unaware how to buy and send bitcoins - it can be easily fixed by searching all related information online.

Below is bitcoin wallet of mine: 1BwDYXp1YCa2NLfGiF5Gfnkmgf61MqupHb

You are given not more than 48 hours after you have opened this email (2 days to be precise).

Below is the list of actions that you should not attempt doing:
> Do not attempt to reply my email (the email in your inbox was created by me together with return address).
> Do not attempt to call police or any other security services. Moreover, don't even think to share this with friends of yours. Once I find that out (make no doubt about it, I can do that effortlessly, bearing in mind that I have full control over all your systems) - the video of yours will become available to public immediately.
> Do not attempt to search for me - there is completely no point in that. All cryptocurrency transactions remain anonymous at all times.
> Do not attempt reinstalling the OS on devices of yours or get rid of them. It is meaningless too, because all your videos are already available at remote servers.

Below is the list of things you don't need to be concerned about:
> That I will not receive the money you transferred.
- Don't you worry, I can still track it, after the transaction is successfully completed, because I still monitor all your activities (trojan virus of mine includes a remote-control option, just like TeamViewer).
> That I still will make your videos available to public after your money transfer is complete.
- Believe me, it is meaningless for me to keep on making your life complicated. If I indeed wanted to make it happen, it would happen long time ago!

Everything will be carried out based on fairness!

Before I forget...moving forward try not to get involved in this kind of situations anymore!
An advice from me - regularly change all the passwords to your accounts.

środa, 13 października 2021

You have an outstanding payment.

Hello there!

Unfortunately, there are some bad news for you.
Around several months ago I have obtained access to your devices that you were using to browse internet.
Subsequently, I have proceeded with tracking down internet activities of yours.

Below, is the sequence of past events:
In the past, I have bought access from hackers to numerous email accounts (today, that is a very straightforward task that can be done online).
Clearly, I have effortlessly logged in to email account of yours (happyludek.maiga@blogger.com).

A week after that, I have managed to install Trojan virus to Operating Systems of all your devices that are used for email access.
Actually, that was quite simple (because you were clicking the links in inbox emails).
All smart things are quite straightforward. (>_<)

The software of mine allows me to access to all controllers in your devices, such as video camera, microphone and keyboard.
I have managed to download all your personal data, as well as web browsing history and photos to my servers.
I can access all messengers of yours, as well as emails, social networks, contacts list and even chat history.
My virus unceasingly refreshes its signatures (since it is driver-based), and hereby stays invisible for your antivirus.

So, by now you should already understand the reason why I remained unnoticed until this very moment...

While collecting your information, I have found out that you are also a huge fan of websites for adults.
You truly enjoy checking out porn websites and watching dirty videos, while having a lot of kinky fun.
I have recorded several kinky scenes of yours and montaged some videos, where you reach orgasms while passionately masturbating.

If you still doubt my serious intentions, it only takes couple mouse clicks to share your videos with your friends, relatives and even colleagues.
It is also not a problem for me to allow those vids for access of public as well.
I truly believe, you would not want this to occur, understanding how special are the videos you love watching, (you are clearly aware of that) all that stuff can result in a real disaster for you.

Let's resolve it like this:
All you need is $1450 USD transfer to my account (bitcoin equivalent based on exchange rate during your transfer), and after the transaction is successful, I will proceed to delete all that kinky stuff without delay.
Afterwards, we can pretend that we have never met before. In addition, I assure you that all the harmful software will be deleted from all your devices. Be sure, I keep my promises.

That is quite a fair deal with a low price, bearing in mind that I have spent a lot of effort to go through your profile and traffic for a long period.
If you are unaware how to buy and send bitcoins - it can be easily fixed by searching all related information online.

Below is bitcoin wallet of mine: 15KquhG7RGkyXvEVT1aXLgPt4qgBEVe8rN

You are given not more than 48 hours after you have opened this email (2 days to be precise).

Below is the list of actions that you should not attempt doing:
> Do not attempt to reply my email (the email in your inbox was created by me together with return address).
> Do not attempt to call police or any other security services. Moreover, don't even think to share this with friends of yours. Once I find that out (make no doubt about it, I can do that effortlessly, bearing in mind that I have full control over all your systems) - the video of yours will become available to public immediately.
> Do not attempt to search for me - there is completely no point in that. All cryptocurrency transactions remain anonymous at all times.
> Do not attempt reinstalling the OS on devices of yours or get rid of them. It is meaningless too, because all your videos are already available at remote servers.

Below is the list of things you don't need to be concerned about:
> That I will not receive the money you transferred.
- Don't you worry, I can still track it, after the transaction is successfully completed, because I still monitor all your activities (trojan virus of mine includes a remote-control option, just like TeamViewer).
> That I still will make your videos available to public after your money transfer is complete.
- Believe me, it is meaningless for me to keep on making your life complicated. If I indeed wanted to make it happen, it would happen long time ago!

Everything will be carried out based on fairness!

Before I forget...moving forward try not to get involved in this kind of situations anymore!
An advice from me - regularly change all the passwords to your accounts.

piątek, 27 sierpnia 2021

Inward remittance

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środa, 18 sierpnia 2021

Money Transfer Confirmation.

Greetings!

This email has nothing good for you. It is a reminder about your dirty deeds!

It has been around 4 months since your device that you use to access the internet, has been infected with spyware.
I have been tracking your online activities for a long time by now.

How it has become possible:
Approximately half a year ago there was a huge leak of personal data (mainly passwords and logins), including your email provider (blogger.com).
Professional hackers have used this data in order to access the operating systems of potential victims (including you as well),
and installed special loaders that can be used to install absolutely anything to the infected devices.

I would like to point out that antivirus companies are struggling to deal with such spyware since long time ago,
because Trojan software codes keep continuously updating and hence, not allowing antiviruses to do anything.

Likewise, all that personal data has become available at the black market and I have purchased it to install my spyware and start checking out people's personal information,
hoping to find something interesting.
Some people had a lot of boring documents, some people have basic games, while others play casino... all those devices have been utilized by us in order to do cryptocurrency mining.
However, eventually I have stumbled upon something really special while checking your personal data!

You are truly a huge fan of watching kinky videos (it is easy to confirm by checking the activity log of your multimedia players and browser history).
I have been filtering out for some time the most shocking videos with you masturbating, while recording you via your device's camera and microphone.
As result, I have generated sample videos exposing the way you are pleasing yourself (in really impressive manners sometimes),
while the lower part of the screen plays the video that you were watching at that point of time.

I have managed to create a really nice collection for the past few months!
What do you think would happen, if those videos get shared to your colleagues, relatives and friends?
Taking in consideration the "specificity" of the videos you had been watching, the opinion of your friends about your personality will be changed once and for all.
I guess, you might have troubles with law due to certain videos from that collection...
But I don't want to get you in this kind of troubles, since I have no interest in that.

I simply want to get some money from you, since I have spent quite a significant amount of time and effort to get all this done!
Let's agree like this: 1550$ (USD) of bitcoin equivalent will be good enough for me! If you want to pay more - please, feel free!

My BTC wallet for your transaction is: 199ZxJd71PJkMjjTdQdh7ekmQ2amE1tVe6

It is really not that hard to purchase bitcoin and send it to my wallet. Based on the logs, I can say that you are not a stupid person and really known how to use the internet.
Frankly speaking, I can't imagine where else this kind of videos (with you masturbating) can be found. ;)

Once I receive a notification of your transaction, I will immediately delete your kinky videos right away together with the porn that you were watching at that point of time.
Afterwards, I will completely forget about you - don't worry, you are not the only one like that!

By the way, you have no idea how many there are people around the globe that watch porn, while masturbating.
However, those guys don't watch such kinky videos with nasty models that your like to watch!!!
Likewise, regardless of everything mentioned above, there is no reason for you to panic!

Here are several simple rules for you to end it all in the most problem-free manner:
# You have 48 hours to complete the bitcoin transaction. If I don't receive any money from you after 48 hours,
then I will upload the videoclip exposing you to online resources and forward it to your entire contact list.
Even your closest relatives, colleagues and friends will receive an email or SMS from me.
You've got to complete everything necessary within the allocated time - I won't be waiting any longer that that!
# Timer will start automatically right after you open this email. Please note, that even though the email gets opened by somebody else, the timer will still start.
# There is no point to reply this email. The sender address has been generated - I have merely used a random address from the internet. All you need to do is pay.
# In case if you decide to find me - that is a bad idea, since I am using nodes, same as blockchain system, which are used to carry out bitcoin transactions.
# The idea to reinstall the Operating System would not help either. Even if you burn down your device, it still won't solve the problem.
All the files have already been encrypted and saved at remote file hosting websites.
# Once the transaction is complete, there is no need to notify me about that. I will be able to see it by myself, since I am monitoring all your online activities.

Please keep in mind the most important thing:
Once you complete the transaction, I will delete my Trojan virus from your device as well as all the discrediting videos from remote online resources.
Afterwards, you can forget about me and this unpleasant situation as well. That is the best solution to this problem!

One last advice for you: change all the access information to all your online services, since I may be not only one who has the access to all your accounts!

Please be reasonable.
Good luck!

czwartek, 17 czerwca 2021

Payment from your account.

Greetings!

I have to share bad news with you.
Approximately few months ago I have gained access to your devices, which you use for internet browsing.
After that, I have started tracking your internet activities.

Here is the sequence of events:
Some time ago I have purchased access to email accounts from hackers (nowadays, it is quite simple to purchase such thing online).
Obviously, I have easily managed to log in to your email account (happyludek.maiga@blogger.com).

One week later, I have already installed Trojan virus to Operating Systems of all the devices that you use to access your email.
In fact, it was not really hard at all (since you were following the links from your inbox emails).
All ingenious is simple. =)

This software provides me with access to all the controllers of your devices (e.g., your microphone, video camera and keyboard).
I have downloaded all your information, data, photos, web browsing history to my servers.
I have access to all your messengers, social networks, emails, chat history and contacts list.
My virus continuously refreshes the signatures (it is driver-based), and hence remains invisible for antivirus software.

Likewise, I guess by now you understand why I have stayed undetected until this letter...

While gathering information about you, I have discovered that you are a big fan of adult websites.
You really love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos, while enduring an enormous amount of pleasure.
Well, I have managed to record a number of your dirty scenes and montaged a few videos, which show the way you masturbate and reach orgasms.

If you have doubts, I can make a few clicks of my mouse and all your videos will be shared to your friends, colleagues and relatives.
I have also no issue at all to make them available for public access.
I guess, you really don't want that to happen, considering the specificity of the videos you like to watch, (you perfectly know what I mean) it will cause a true catastrophe for you.

Let's settle it this way:
You transfer $1550 USD to me (in bitcoin equivalent according to the exchange rate at the moment of funds transfer), and once the transfer is received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away.
After that we will forget about each other. I also promise to deactivate and delete all the harmful software from your devices. Trust me, I keep my word.

This is a fair deal and the price is quite low, considering that I have been checking out your profile and traffic for some time by now.
In case, if you don't know how to purchase and transfer the bitcoins - you can use any modern search engine.

Here is my bitcoin wallet: 1665CsfFELrfiiubFZtLsGHGuqbUz1wXcz

You have less than 48 hours from the moment you opened this email (precisely 2 days).

Things you need to avoid from doing:
*Do not reply me (I have created this email inside your inbox and generated the return address).
*Do not try to contact police and other security services. In addition, forget about telling this to you friends. If I discover that (as you can see, it is really not so hard, considering that I control all your systems) - your video will be shared to public right away.
*Don't try to find me - it is absolutely pointless. All the cryptocurrency transactions are anonymous.
*Don't try to reinstall the OS on your devices or throw them away. It is pointless as well, since all the videos have already been saved at remote servers.

Things you don't need to worry about:
*That I won't be able to receive your funds transfer.
- Don't worry, I will see it right away, once you complete the transfer, since I continuously track all your activities (my trojan virus has got a remote-control feature, something like TeamViewer).
*That I will share your videos anyway after you complete the funds transfer.
- Trust me, I have no point to continue creating troubles in your life. If I really wanted that, I would do it long time ago!

Everything will be done in a fair manner!

One more thing... Don't get caught in similar kind of situations anymore in future!
My advice - keep changing all your passwords on a frequent basis

poniedziałek, 26 kwietnia 2021

Cooperation Offer

Hey!

As you can see, this is not a formal email, and unfortunately, it does not mean anything good for you.
BUT do not despair, it is not critical. I am going to explain to you everything right now.

I have access to your electronic devices, which are the part of the local network you regularly use.
I have been tracking your activity for the last few months.

How did that happen?
You visited some hacked adult websites with Exploit, and your device was exposed to my malicious software (I bought it in Darknet from specialists in this field).
This is a very complex software, operating as Trojan Horse. It updates regularly, and your antivirus can not detect it.
The program has a keylogger; it can turn your camera and microphone on and off, send files and provide access to your local network.

It took me some time to get access to the information from other devices, and as of now,
I have all your contacts with conversations, info about your locations, what you like, your favourite websites, etc.

Just recently, I came up with an awesome idea to create the video where you cum in one part of the screen, while the video was simultaneously playing on another screen. That was fun!

Rest assured that I can easily send this video to all your contacts with a couple clicks, and I assume that you would like to prevent this scenario.

With that in mind, here is my proposal:
Transfer the amount equivalent to 1650 USD to my Bitcoin wallet, and I will forget about the entire thing. I will also delete all data and videos permanently.

In my opinion, this is a somewhat modest price for my work.
If you don't know how to use Bitcoins, search it in Bing or Google 'how can I purchase Bitcoins' or other stuff like that.

My Bitcoin wallet: 1Cg1X5xS6wkLqPksNcsVzm41Mf24PsrE1

You have 55 hours to reply and you should also bear the following in mind:
It makes no sense to reply me - the address has been generated automatically.
It makes no sense to complain either, since the letter along with my Bitcoin wallet cannot be tracked.
Everything has been orchestrated precisely.

If I ever detect that you mentioned anything about this letter to anyone - the video will be immediately shared, and your contacts will be the first to receive it.
Following that, the video will be posted on the web!

Remember! Time tracking will start as soon as you open this email, I am monitoring this!

Good luck and take it easy! It was just bad luck, next time please be careful.

sobota, 20 lutego 2021

Payment from your account.

Greetings!

I have to share bad news with you.
Approximately few months ago I have gained access to your devices, which you use for internet browsing.
After that, I have started tracking your internet activities.

Here is the sequence of events:
Some time ago I have purchased access to email accounts from hackers (nowadays, it is quite simple to purchase such thing online).
Obviously, I have easily managed to log in to your email account (happyludek.maiga@blogger.com).

One week later, I have already installed Trojan virus to Operating Systems of all the devices that you use to access your email.
In fact, it was not really hard at all (since you were following the links from your inbox emails).
All ingenious is simple. =)

This software provides me with access to all the controllers of your devices (e.g., your microphone, video camera and keyboard).
I have downloaded all your information, data, photos, web browsing history to my servers.
I have access to all your messengers, social networks, emails, chat history and contacts list.
My virus continuously refreshes the signatures (it is driver-based), and hence remains invisible for antivirus software.

Likewise, I guess by now you understand why I have stayed undetected until this letter...

While gathering information about you, I have discovered that you are a big fan of adult websites.
You really love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos, while enduring an enormous amount of pleasure.
Well, I have managed to record a number of your dirty scenes and montaged a few videos, which show the way you masturbate and reach orgasms.

If you have doubts, I can make a few clicks of my mouse and all your videos will be shared to your friends, colleagues and relatives.
I have also no issue at all to make them available for public access.
I guess, you really don't want that to happen, considering the specificity of the videos you like to watch, (you perfectly know what I mean) it will cause a true catastrophe for you.

Let's settle it this way:
You transfer $950 USD to me (in bitcoin equivalent according to the exchange rate at the moment of funds transfer), and once the transfer is received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away.
After that we will forget about each other. I also promise to deactivate and delete all the harmful software from your devices. Trust me, I keep my word.

This is a fair deal and the price is quite low, considering that I have been checking out your profile and traffic for some time by now.
In case, if you don't know how to purchase and transfer the bitcoins - you can use any modern search engine.

Here is my bitcoin wallet: 16aqr3rXxCtxa8AK3ErftnBQLfzyyhjpXJ

You have less than 48 hours from the moment you opened this email (precisely 2 days).

Things you need to avoid from doing:
*Do not reply me (I have created this email inside your inbox and generated the return address).
*Do not try to contact police and other security services. In addition, forget about telling this to you friends. If I discover that (as you can see, it is really not so hard, considering that I control all your systems) - your video will be shared to public right away.
*Don't try to find me - it is absolutely pointless. All the cryptocurrency transactions are anonymous.
*Don't try to reinstall the OS on your devices or throw them away. It is pointless as well, since all the videos have already been saved at remote servers.

Things you don't need to worry about:
*That I won't be able to receive your funds transfer.
- Don't worry, I will see it right away, once you complete the transfer, since I continuously track all your activities (my trojan virus has got a remote-control feature, something like TeamViewer).
*That I will share your videos anyway after you complete the funds transfer.
- Trust me, I have no point to continue creating troubles in your life. If I really wanted that, I would do it long time ago!

Everything will be done in a fair manner!

One more thing... Don't get caught in similar kind of situations anymore in future!
My advice - keep changing all your passwords on a frequent basis

poniedziałek, 23 grudnia 2019

Your account was under attack! Change your access data!

Hello!

As you may have noticed, I sent you an email from your account.
This means that I have full access to your device.

I've been watching you for a few months now.
The fact is that you were infected with malware through an adult site that you visited.

If you are not familiar with this, I will explain.
Trojan Virus gives me full access and control over a computer or other device.
This means that I can see everything on your screen, turn on the camera and microphone, but you do not know about it.

I also have access to all your contacts and all your correspondence.

Why your antivirus did not detect malware?
Answer: My malware uses the driver, I update its signatures every 4 hours so that your antivirus is silent.

I made a video showing how you satisfy yourself in the left half of the screen, and in the right half you see the video that you watched.
With one click of the mouse, I can send this video to all your emails and contacts on social networks.
I can also post access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use.

If you want to prevent this,
transfer the amount of $818 to my bitcoin address (if you do not know how to do this, write to Google: "Buy Bitcoin").

My bitcoin address (BTC Wallet) is: 1F3mAYuD3sEjufi5pPgDjAAM6SJPN6bFvn

After receiving the payment, I will delete the video and you will never hear me again.
I give you 50 hours (more than 2 days) to pay.
I have a notice reading this letter, and the timer will work when you see this letter.

Filing a complaint somewhere does not make sense because this email cannot be tracked like my bitcoin address.
I do not make any mistakes.

If I find that you have shared this message with someone else, the video will be immediately distributed.

Best regards!

piątek, 1 listopada 2019

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środa, 13 stycznia 2016

O głupocie- bo lubię. Będzie śmiesznie.

Mamy XXI wiek- każdy szczyci się umiejętnościami na swoim poziomie zarzekając się, że albo :nie jest dobry w komputerach" albo że "komputery to akurat mam obcykane" ale każdy nosi ze sobą komórkę, która w większości wypadków jest 8x lepsza niż przeciętny komputer stacjonarny. Oferuje możliwości komunikacji o  których ludzkiej cywilizacji się dotąd nie śniło. Odrywa czapkę w niektórych przypadkach.

Ale czapkę razem z warkoczami odrywa także głupota w wydaniu premium.

Przyszła do mnie jedna taka trzydziestolatka z Samsungiem Galaxy 3 i mówi tak:
-Mam tu zdjęcie na Facebooku które chcę skopiować, żeby komuś dać. Co mam zrobić bo jak położyłam telefon na ksero to patrz co mi wyszło. Biały prostokąt.


-/głupiaś. Do szkoły wrócić musisz, czas zmarnowany odzyskać!/

-Prześlij na maila.
-Maila?
-Do tej osoby której ...chciałaś dać to ksero.
-Maila?
-Maila.
-A jak?
-Mailem.
-Aha. A jak?
-Tu dotknij.
-I co dalej?
-I wyślij. Patrz, o tu.
-Aha. Bo ja nie jestem najlepsza w te rzeczy.
-/............./
-Skąd będę wiedziała, że dojdzie?
-Spytaj czy doszło.
-Aha. - odwraca się- DOSZŁO COŚ DO CIEBIE??


Doczołgałam się do domu nadal w szoku. Na drugi dzień dzwoni Pacjentka
-Prosze Pani. Kilka tygodni temu zabukowałam sobie wizytę i dostałam takiego SMSa, że zabukowałam.
-Uhm?
-No ale wczoraj okazało się, że nie będę mogła przyjść i zadzwoniłam do was i zrezygnowałam.
-Uhm?
-I pani jakaś powiedział mi, że już nie mam tej wizyty i jest ok.
-Uhm?
-Ale nadal mam tego SMSa w swoim telefonie.
-Uhm?
 -To mam wizytę czy nie?
-Nie. Wizyta została usunięta.
-No ale mam tego SMSa.
-Ale on jest w Pani telefonie. Nie możemy go usunąć.
-Nie?
-No nie. Co by to było? Tak można by usunąć z telefonu cokolwiek.
-A można tak?
-Nie.
-To dobrze. ... To w końcu...
-Proszę nie przychodzić. Zostać w domu. I będzie super.
-Mam zostać w domu, tak?
-Tak. I zignorować SMSa.
-Ok... ok...uh... ok.

Nie była przekonana. Też trzydziestolatka.


To też się nadaje na diagnozę.

Włochata łapa zza grobu

Niczego się nie nauczyła.

Menagerka powiedziała mi wczoraj, że Panikara (w końcu nadal zaufana psiapsiółka) przyszła dać znać, że Gollumka sieje zgorszenie i ploty na temat Nowej Sekretarki. Nagadała Panikarze, że Nowa Sekretarka była złodziejką i kradła leki z apteki. Panikara doniosła, Menagerka się uśmiała.

Co to jest za gatunek? Jakiś postatomowy odpad? Socjopacja? Psychopacja? Narcyzm? Bo to musi mieć diagnozę!

piątek, 8 stycznia 2016

Jeszcze trochę i będzie jak dawniej

Czasami wydaje mi się że słyszę jej głos. Szczególnie kiedy wychodzę z biura do recepcji i przez głosy innych rozmów słyszę Golluma. Ukłucie strachu które wtedy czuję udowadnia jaką traumę mi zaserwowała.

Managerka wie jak się czuję i mamy wspólny żarcik. Wysyła mi wiadomości ekranowe w stylu:
-Wpadnij do mnie na chwilkę- tylko nie panikuj!
A kiedy otwieram drzwi i wkładam głowę do środka:
-Podobał ci się mój dowcipek?

Ale powierza mi misje i chyba chce mi pokazać, że mi ufa i jestem zbawiona.
-Po odejścia Gollumki A panikuje, że sobie nie poradzi, że nie da rady. Nawet poszedł do DrIndii ze stresem. Weź mu tak pomóż, żeby nie zauważył. Spytaj go niezobowiązująco czy mu czegoś nie podebrać. Na pewno się ucieszy. On nie radzi sobie ze stresem a ty tak. I weź mi tu cichaczem podeślij Nową Sekretarkę, ona też niech się zaangażuje bo nam chłopak zmarnieje.

Wie, że stanę na rzęsach i pomogę ile tylko będę umiała. Obie sobie coś wisimy.

Nowa Sekretarka nie jest znowu taka nowa. Podnieśli słuchawkę i zadzwonili do dziewczyny, która była sekretarką u nas przed Gollumem. W tym czasie Nowej urodziła się pierwsza córeczka i odeszła na macierzyński. A Golluma dzieci poszły do szkoły więc dostała tą robotę na ostatnie 8 lat. Dziś córka Nowej ma 8 lat, druga 5 i przyszedł czas na paradoksalne przejęcie stanowiska które zawsze było jej. Miła, drobna, subtelna osóbka z fasady przypominająca Phoebe z Przyjaciół tylko niższa ode mnie. Ale zna robotę i nie musi się dużo uczyć, odświeżyć pamięć i już.

Jest nam luźniej, swobodniej, nie stresujemy się myślą, że zaraz po którymś z nas przejdzie. Nawet nie widziałam, że zrobiła piekło z życia A. Kto by pomyślał?




wtorek, 5 stycznia 2016

Święta Swieta

Były i minęły i jak zawsze było za krótko. Ale przynajmniej spokojnie, bez stresów, nikt nie był chory po raz pierwszy od 7 lat. :)

W Wigilię poszłam do domu o 13:00 ale dzięki logistycznym zabiegom kilku poprzednich dni, udało się wszystko ugotować na czas. Żadnych poslizgow. Chyba robię się w tym tym naprawdę dobra.


Z kulinariów w tym roku nie byłam dumna z domu z piernika bo zawalił się zanim położyliśmy dach. Piernik był tak dobry ze nie miał szans udawać ścian bo był zbyt puszysty. Ale zjadło się ruiny i gruz z równym smakiem co architektoniczny cud.
Zrobiłam sobie deskę śmierdzących serów, koktajl krewetkow, ryż z mandarynkami i migdałami, nieodłączną galaretkę w wysokich szklankach, pasztet w małych foremkach, mnóstwo ciastek, placek cytrynowy i de placki marchewkowe. Plus cala masa innych pyszności.

Złamałam antycukrową przysięgę i do tej pory staram się wrócić na odwyk. Gani dostał w ręce całą bombonierke Quality Street i rozwinął wszystkie czekoladki z papierków. Na pytanie Co Na Boga Dobrego Zrobił I Jak Teraz Wiedzieć Które Są Nasze Ulubione odpowiedział ze nie da się wiedzieć a wiec są zepsute. I może wszystkie zjeść sam. Niby dobrze wykombinował.

Biegalam w sukience z tiulu po ulicy z dzwonkiem w ręku a Suseł z Rodzicielką nakręcali Dzieciusie, że właśnie przyleciał Mikołaj. Były prezenty i mnóstwo radości. Suseł chciał mi dać mój prezent juz na miesiąc przed Wigilią ale byłam twarda. :) Dostałam tablet i piórko do malowania na tablecie, najnowsza książkę Grahama Hancocka, kolorowanki dla dorosłych, piękny wisiorek, komin na szyje w serduszka i książkę o pieczeniu chleba (to od siebie samej).

Było tak dobrze jak w Święta powinno być. Idealnie nawet bez śniegu. Ani jednego płatka.

Przed końcem semestru, z racji posiadania dwojga Dzieciusiow w szkole, obejrzeliśmy dwie Świąteczne sztuki- "Sleepy Sheppard" z Gabim w roli owieczki oraz "Silent Night" z Mają w roli Płatki Śniegu.

Nauczycielka Gabiego pracowała do zeszłego roku jako nauczycielka dzieci specjalnej troski wiec cala sztuka maluchów miała nie tylko warstwę wizualna oraz dźwiękową (czterdzieści pypci śpiewających o zwiastowaniu) ale również wszystkie piosenki, a było ich sporo, były jednocześnie śpiewane w języku migowym. Niesamowite wrażenie jak maluch przychodzi do domu, siedzi i śpiewa sobie pod nosem i macha rękami. Na początku nie skojarzylam na co patrzę dopóki Gani nie zaczął powtarzać refrenu i dopiero wtedy zauważyłam ze cały czas pokazuje te same gesty. Nauczył się wszystkich piosenek w języku migowym i jako nieliczne dziecko z Zerowki i Pierwszakow umiał mignąć każdą zwrotkę.
Zrobiłam mu kostium owieczki z czarnych getrow i czarnego golfika na który naszyłam panel zrobiony na szydelku, cały w owieczkowe bąbelki. Na łepku miał czapę na szydełkiem, także w bąbelki, z uszami z różową podszewką. Gdyby tylko Pani Asysytentka nie przyszyla mu tego panelu w talii tylko tam gdzie był pierwotnie, byłoby super. Jak to się stało ze "odpadł" Gabi nie wie.


Mai sztuka odbyła się w kościele wiec zdjęć nie ma bo kościół okazał się wąski i długi, dzieci za małe, światło za ciemne a ludzi za dużo. Za plecami warował nam Ojciec wiec grzecznie przejrzałam ulotki katolickiej urody i pożartowałam niezobowiązująco. Sztuka była klimatyczna, Maja daleko ale były momenty kiedy zbliżała się do wielkości znaczka pocztowego widzianego na odległość ramienia. Ale zakładam ze śpiewała pięknie. Kilka zdjęć w formacie RAW uratowało nasze przyszłe wspomnienia.




W po sztuce Ojciec wyszedł na miejsce przed ołtarzem które pewnie ma jakąś nazwę ale mój kościelny słownik nie straszy grubością i zabrał się do podziękowań. Podziękował Pani Nowej Dyrektor, Nauczycielom, Asystentom Nauczycieli, Nauczycielom Rezyserom, Scenarzystom i Dzwiekowcom w jednym, Dzieciom Aktorom, Narratorom, Rodzicom, Rodzicom którzy zrobili jakże piękne kostiumy, Rodzicom którzy przyprowadzili na sztukę swoich Rodziców, Rodzicom Rodziców, Rodzenstwom... potem opowiedział jak to się stało ze wpuścił tyle dzieci na teren Domu Bożego, podziękował chłopcu który grał księdza i wręczył mu klucze do Kościoła. Opowiedział jeszcze raz i tym jak powstała kolęda Cicha Noc na wypadek gdybyśmy nie złapali treści przedstawienia, wyraził podziw nad ponadczasowym przesłaniem tej opowieści, skarcił dzieci Myszy ze pogryzły organy, pożyczył wszystkim Wesołych Świat w duchu laski boskiej i przypomniał o jedzeniu marchewek żeby mieć dobry wzrok w ciemności.
W którymś momencie pomyślałam, ze kiedy przyszedł do Przychodni kilka dni wczesciej, szepcząc o pomoc bo stracił głos i na miłość boska nie może tak syczeć do wiernych....powinnam była znaleźć mu wizytę po Świętach. Nadgorliwie "wyleczyłam" go jeszcze tego samego dnia i bezpowrotnie ukradłam wszystkim tym dobrym ludziom 45 minut życia.

Udało się wyjść.

Szkolne przedstawienia bardzo nastrajają mnie do Świąt. W pierwszym roku płakałam jak szop z zachwytu.

Do następnych.

A Wam wszystkim którzy jeszcze siadają na moich poduszkach życzymy wszyscy wspaniałego roku 2016 który nie ma wyjścia- musi okazać się lepszy niż 2015.

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wtorek, 29 grudnia 2015

Jeden z tych dni kiedy człowiek częściej się zamyśla

Akurat przechodziłam przez recepcję kiedy przy okienku stanął znany mi pacjent, dowcipniś który zwykle chichra i żartuje ze wszystkiego w  takim stylu:
-Przyszedłem po mój worek pyrek.
Co oznacza ze przyszedł po swoje leki. A odbiera w reklamówce.
-Właśnie odciąłem syna sąsiadki.
-Sssłucham? - przesłyszałam się,  pomyślałam.
-Odciąłem syna pani W. Ze sznura, tam w garażu - powolnym,  nierealnym ruchem odwrócił się do drzwi za którymi widać całą ulicę.  - Jest jeszcze ciepły. 
Rzuciłam się do drzwi, na korytarz i do Managerki.
-Biegnij szybko do pacjenta w recepcji, sąsiad się powiesił!  - wypadłam od niej w biegiem w dół korytarza do pielegniarek:
-Alarm! Managerka juz w drzwiach, biegiem!!
Kolejne drzwi do Gandalfa.
W drodze powrotnej Managerce juz podawali przez ladę defibrylator, na drugą stronę ulicy poleciały we trzy plus Gandalf. 
W recepcji płacz i tragedia. Wszyscy znają panią W , syn mieszkał juz poza domem od lat, najwyraźniej przyjechał do niej na Święta. ..
W 7 minut z Miasta przyleciał helikopter, wylądował na polu za Przychodnią. Mieliśmy wszyscy nadzieje ze uda się go odratowac skoro był jeszcze ciepły a zestaw i pierwsza reakcja była właściwie na miejscu.
Po 40 minutach jednak nasza ekipa wróciła do przychodni ze zwieszonymi głowami.  Nie udało się.  38 letni mężczyzna powiesił się na rajstopach matki w garażu.  Nawet nie pod sufitem ale na klęczkach. Managerka która wcześniej pracowała w więzieniu przyznała ze więzień musiał bardzo chcieć umrzeć.  Trudno jest pokonać własny instynkt samozachowawczy. Wróciły z zakurzonymi kolanami, rozczochrane, z defibrylatorem który jeszcze dwa tygodnie temu służył nam jako zabawka w czasie kursu pierwszej pomocy.

Helikopter odleciał.  Przyjechała Policja i biały van.

Syndrom poświąteczny? Sytuacja bez wyjścia?  Czy może czarny ptak który bije skrzydłami w żebra od środka?

sobota, 19 grudnia 2015

Pełna żarcia

Na przyjęciu Wielki Gatsby.
Susła Firma wyprawiła prohibicyjną imprezę  inspirowaną stylistyką lat 20. Zjechało się ze 200 osób,  z co najmniej 3 firm które tak czy inaczej współpracują na rzecz dobra farmerów Centralnej Anglii. Tacy ludzie jednak nie trzymają w rękach pługa ani nie macają kurom jajek ale trzymają blisko swoje telefony komórkowe i karty kredytowe będąc inicjatorami najprężniej rozwijających się biznesów w kraju.

Punkt zbiorczy czyli bar w hotelu, potem kurs busami do nowoczesnej tancbudy gdzie do północy jedni jedli, inni tańczyli do muzyki z epoki ale generalnie zajmowali się piciem i krzyczeniem do siebie nawzajem. Pewna pani w czerwonej sukience symulowała ruchy z epoki wciągając do zabawy każdego pana w zasięgu wzroku z których tylko Susel okazał kręgosłup i na parkiet nie dał się zaciągnąć.  Nad głową leciał w kółko "Wielki Gatsby" i chyba zadam sobie trud przeczytania książki bo film przypominał same rozgadane głowy. 

Żarcie było świetne - wieprzowina na ostro, indyk świąteczny,  pieczona szynka z kości, świnki w kocykach,  pieczone ziemniaki, pietruszki, marchewka, Bruksela,  czerwona kapusta i ciepłe bułeczki.  Na zakąskę kieliszeczek pikantne zupy ze słodkich ziemniaków z kolendrą a na deser sernik, tarta czekoladowa, christmas pudding, lody i pralinkowa posypka.

Nic dziwnego że do 2:00 w nocy w pozycji siedzącej sączyłam  gorącą herbatę czekając aż wszystko razem pójdzie dalej w rurę. 

Po wszystkim wróciliśmy busem do hotelu gdzie Firma zapłaciła za pokoje.  Sącząc wspomniane remedium na przeżarstwo obejrzałam kluczową 1/4 "Nothing Hill" na Freeview stwierdzając ze Hugh Grant nie powinien być oglądany w żadnym innym języku niż po angielsku bo bez przekazu brytyjskiego akcentu wszystko co wychodzi z jego ust, niezależnie od scenariusza staje się miałkie i bezsensowne. Jest również miałkie i bezsensowne w natywym języku ale przynajmniej bawi fikuśnością. 

A rano wyszliśmy z pokoju w sam środek Lśnienia Stanleya Kubricka. 

W tym czasie Dzieciusiach zaskoczyły Kokainke  bo Majusia płakała przed spaniem za mamusią a Gabi stwierdził że jest jus duzy i mlecka juz nie będzie pił.  Odwrócił się na bok i zasnął podczas kiedy Maja saczyła krokodyle łzy.  Koniec końców oboje wylądowali w naszym łóżku gdzie podusie pachniały mamą i tatą. 

poniedziałek, 7 grudnia 2015

Chupacabra w syropie klonowym

Gdybym wybrała opcję drastyczną- byłoby drastycznie dla Smeagoula ale lepiej dla mnie. Ponieważ wybrałam opcję litościwą- przychodnia musiała zaoferować jej 3 tygodnie wypowiedzenia, więc po początkowej, piątkowej euforii
/nie będę już musiała jej oglądać/
wchodzę w poniedziałek do pracy- prosto w Smeagoula. Jakbym zobaczyła ducha z Opowieści Wigilijnej. O wypowiedzeniu jeszcze nie wiedziałam, więc grunt usunął mi się spod nóg i kompletnie się zdezorientowałam. Paczam- i nie wierzę. łazi po przychodni jak gdyby nigdy nic, ćwierka jak zwykle, nuci kolędy- ustawia sobie na stole podświetlaną choinę z Funciaka.... Co się dzieje?
Szczerze mówiąc, usiadłam jak stałam.

Do końca dnia zwątpiłam też w wartość prędkości światła i w Świętego Mikołaja. Przed wyjściem z pracy napisałam do Menagerki maila z pytaniem o co chodzi z tą chionką bo nie wiem o co chodzi generalnie i muszę wiedzieć jaką zbroję mam przywdziać skoro NADAL pracuję z nią w jednym pokoju?

Na drugi dzień przeczytałam, że jej ostatni dzień pracy to 22.12 i do tego czasu jest na wypowiedzeniu.

A więc uznałam to za psychiczną obronę- musi ćwierkać i śpiewać, ustawiać choinkę bo nie chce przyznać się do tego, że odchodzi na nie swoje żądanie- nikt nic nie wie. Na ścianie wisi ogłoszenie o wakacie ale oficjalnie nikt nic nie wie. NIKT NIC NIE WIE.

Pomijając fakt, że musi szukać nowej pracy- co to za kara? Gdyby musiała stanąć twarzą w twarz z resztą zespołu i powiedzieć: "Jestem na wylocie bo byłam podstępną, dwulicową świnią, która podkopywała bezlitośnie dołki pod każdym, groziłam prawnymi konsekwencjami za sprawy które mnie nie dotyczyły i na głos szargałam opinię współpracowników" to może, tylko może miałaby nauczkę na następny raz albo przynajmniej mogłaby się zaszyć gdzieś w kąciku i przemyśleć to i owo. A tak- odejdzie w blasku chwały i pożegnań. Ale jak jej zrobią 'kffiatki i kartkę'' to się wścieknę.

Powinni przywrócić instytucję pręgierza. Życie w średniowieczu dawało takie możliwości....

We wtorek i środę humor jej obwisł, przestała nucić, potem cwierkać i kilka razy złapałam ją na tym , że obserwowała mnie bez odwracania głowy tak, że aż gałki oczne znikały jej za uszami. Mogłyby się odwrócić permanentnie.

Do końca tygodnia przestała nazywać lekarzy ''kochanie'', ''słoneczko'' itp. A Manegerka jeszcze bardziej ją oheblowała w scenie która zostanie mi w pamięci na długo:
Siedzimy i klikamy. Weszła Managerka, otworzyła szafę z ręcznikami, płynami i papierem toaletowym i stoi.
-Jedno zadanie. Jedno. I też nie dała rady, no. Jedno zadanie, powiedziałam. - mówi na głos do siebie rozbawiona. My klikamy.
-Powiedziałam- niech zawsze będzie dużo papieru toaletowego i nie dała rady. Wyrzucę chyba Ją bo jak nie daje rady z papierem toaletowym to co dalej?- nadal rozbawiona, ja chichoczę.
Smeagoul natomiast zareagowała jak jej instynkt i przyzwyczajenie poradził. Usłyszała dwa kluczowe słowa: ''Ona'' i "wyrzucić" i zaczęła podnosić swój chudy tyłek z krzesełka, żeby znaleźć się bliżej cudu.
-Co mówisz, kochanie? - zapomniała też że nie powinna chyba nazywać ''kochaniem'' osoby, która tydzień wcześniej dała jej wypowiedzenie. Z jęzorem na pół brody.
-Mówię, że nie ma papieru toaletowego. Skończył się. To obraza dyscyplinarna! Wyrzucę Ją.
Menagerka zamknęła szafę i wyszła a Smegoul opadła na krzesełko w stanie euforii i spojrzała na mnie, znowu się zapominając. Miała w oczach milion dolarów, podgrzewany basen i szybką brykę.
/niczego się nie nauczyła/
Chwilę potem, przez drzwi wsunęła się ręka z rolką papieru toaletowego i usłyszałam głos Managerki skierowany do Smeagoula:
-Zwolnienie odwołuję. Jest jeszcze jedna rolka. Dobrze, że mam w sobie tyle litości.

Chcielibyście zobaczyć minę Smeagoula. Jakby jej ktoś usmarował kanapkę masłem gównianym i kazał zjeść.

Nie szkoda mi jej. Jest zła do kości. Lukrowany stwór. Chupacabra w syropie klonowym.